im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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