i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
