i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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