If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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