your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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