the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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