I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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