Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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