my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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