then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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