I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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