i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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