Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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