i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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