Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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