i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
MIDGETS
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First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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