Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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