I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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