That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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