We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have already put on my inside pants.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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