Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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