this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Randomize
