I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm really busy with my period
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