Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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