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(845): View more from New York

i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7

(1-845): View more from New York

id pin you as more of an 8

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.

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(972): View more from Texas

I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall

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(313): View more from Michigan

I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me

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(805): View more from California

Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run

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(856): View more from New Jersey

She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.

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