i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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