google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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