So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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