Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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