the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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