On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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