Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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