I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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