I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
His nipple licking is glorious
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