I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
