Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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