So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it glows. i had to have it.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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