your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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