If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it's great music for shaving your balls
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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