I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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