Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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