I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Two words: nipple clamps
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