Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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