i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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