before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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