I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
