Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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