So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Randomize