If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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