Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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