there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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