i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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