every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
